The Twelve days of Christmas

No wait, hey wait wait.
Youll forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol:
The Twelve days of Christmas
No, not that one!
A one, a two, a one tow three (no) four

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A fire-breathing dragon just for me
Yeah

On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
two wee rats
Heavenly Creatures
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
three little pigs
Ya ya ya yaaa
Two wee rats
and a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
four exploding birds
waaaaaaaa - bang
three little pigs
two wee rats
and a fire-breathing dragon just for me
ya

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Let me guess
Five onion rings
Five onion rings oh I knew it
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two wee rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six mirrors cracking
You break it, you bought it
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two wee rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two wee rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Eight day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight cookies talking
Dont you dare
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five